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Grrr. . . . >_<

Tue Jul 17, 2007, 1:25 PM
So I had a really unique and interesting bit of art I wanted to submit but SOMEBODY *cough*pizzasrgo*cough*cough* wiped all the pics.

Long story short; I made a sandwich. Not just any sandwich mind you, this was a sandwich that would make Dagwood Bumstead burst into tears of joy. It was epic in every sense of the word. There was three different varieties of meat (chicken, roast beef, black forest ham) lettuce, an entire tomato, onions, swiss cheese, mustard, three sliced up dill pickles, fresh ground pepper and a partridge in a pear tree. All this staked with jeweler's precision atop a 12" baguette.
The finished product was 12" long by 4.75" wide by 5.5" high. For the math buffs out there, that comes out to a volume of 313.5 cubic inches of food. Like we're talking enough sandwich to feed a small starving nation for a year. Alas, all the pictures that where taken where lost so now this momentous occasion will fade to the depths of time like a UFO encounter, I can describe it all i want, but with out proof, who will believe me? It's just as well I guess. Does dA even have a category for sandwiches?

  • Mood: Outraged

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  • Favourite band or musician: The Beatles
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  • Favourite artist: Norman Rockwell
  • Favourite poet or writer: Douglas Adams
  • Favourite style of art: Poetry
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I wish I had more time to sit here and read all of your words, but alas; work is taking over my life. I'll be back! That's a promise. :)
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Hey There! I just wanted to make sure you didn't mind that you were in one of my journals: Poets Of Deviantart

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I like your work so im gunna watch you.

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Bienvenue! Welcome! I am glad to meet a poet! :heart: I love poetry. And yours in particular is so very filled with pictures and memories. It is almost like listening to music in the night. Lovely indeed. :heart:

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