Long story short; I made a sandwich. Not just any sandwich mind you, this was a sandwich that would make Dagwood Bumstead burst into tears of joy. It was epic in every sense of the word. There was three different varieties of meat (chicken, roast beef, black forest ham) lettuce, an entire tomato, onions, swiss cheese, mustard, three sliced up dill pickles, fresh ground pepper and a partridge in a pear tree. All this staked with jeweler's precision atop a 12" baguette.
The finished product was 12" long by 4.75" wide by 5.5" high. For the math buffs out there, that comes out to a volume of 313.5 cubic inches of food. Like we're talking enough sandwich to feed a small starving nation for a year. Alas, all the pictures that where taken where lost so now this momentous occasion will fade to the depths of time like a UFO encounter, I can describe it all i want, but with out proof, who will believe me? It's just as well I guess. Does dA even have a category for sandwiches?





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love is all you need.
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**and the mome raths, Out Grabe**
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**and the mome raths, Out Grabe**
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LOOK AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (LOOK AT #11)
3) DON'T GET MAD (LOOK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DON'T BE PISSED (LOOK AT #13)
5) FIRST (LOOK AT #2)
6) DON'T BE THAT MAD (LOOK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI TO YOU LOL!
8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS... (THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (LOOK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME I AM GONNA DO THIS (LOOK AT #7)
11) I AM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYING THIS (LOOK AT#6)
12) SORRY (LOOK AT #8)
13) DON'T BE GETTING ALL HYPER (LOOK AT #10)
14) I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (LOOK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY PISSED OFF (LOOK AT NUMBER #9)
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Lieben Sie mich, weil ich Gott bin!
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snv.
Marie
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